So What Happened to You Today?

• I got hit by a motorcycle going down the wrong side of the street as I was watching for traffic coming from the other way.


• I ordered vanilla ice cream and got orange sherbet.


• A boy told me he could polish my shoes for the equivalent of US $.45. The complete shine came to the equivalent of US $4.50.


• When I tell people they don't understand the local language, they repeat what they just said slower and slower.


• I ate meat that came from small domesticated animals.


• I had to stay off the sidewalk because the motorcycles were using it instead of the street.


• The rest room in my office was made off limits. Because of my high rank, I have to use a rest room about 200 yards away. What if I get diarrhea?


• The dentist couldn't pull my tooth out because she wasn't strong enough.


• I noticed when i finished drinking a glass of water at work, they took the glass I just drank from and put it with the others, without washing it. What if I got sick?


• I saw a car cut off an ambulance on the highway.
  

How did your day go?