As a Caucasian living in Asia, I am subject to a lot of discrimination. Working in the public schools, as I have for the past two years, the children have taught me some things about how they perceive white people:
- They are fat.
- They are tall.
- They complain a lot.
- They don't take enough baths in a day. They stink. [AE's note: but they haven't discovered the amazing invention called deodorant, so it doesn't matter. Our pits smell better.]
- They eat bread for every meal, just as we eat rice for every meal.
- They are very strict with their families.
- The teachers are too strict. Why can't we eat when he's teaching?
- They lie. They all say they're poor but they have enough money to do things we'd never think of doing.
- They don't trust anybody.
- They don't appreciate the respect we give them. We stand when they enter the room. We apologize when we don't understand something. Why don't they see we like them?
- They are too proud of where they come from.
- They are conceited about their accomplishments [AE's note: I learned that at a job interview... but how do you tell them your accomplishments if they don't ask for references?]
- They hate rice.
- They hate all our food.
- If they had their way, it would be hamburgers three times (or more) a day.
- Their jokes are not funny.
- They don't think our jokes are funny. Fart jokes are always funny.
- They talk too loud.
- They talk too quickly.
- They whisper too much.
- They whisper too quickly.
- They can't understand why we want to look like them. Don't they see how ugly we are?
- They think they're so smart.
- They have no respect for authority. Can't they see that you just obey who is in charge and never ask questions?
- They have WAY too much fun!